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According to the JR website, the JR Ultimate and the JR Ultimate cabinet selection are, and I quote "This cigar is every bit as good as (or better than) any ultra-premium brand on the market - bar none." Ok... so lets see what we've got here.  I have to admit... when anyone says "ultimate," my mind wanders... for example, if the NFL were ever to have an "Ultimate NFL," I'd expect to see every member of the football team jacked up on steroids, and having an average lifespan of only one or two years, before either losing one or more limbs, or simply expiring due to steroid use and rampant debauchery.

In much the same fashion, if I'm going to be smokin' an "Ultimate" cigar, the thing better be damned near indistinguishable from Cuban, requiring the use of a mass-spectrometer to tell the difference; it had better be so good, my mouth waters, and I get very deeply emotionally erect at the mere thought of lighting one up.